Friday, September 28, 2007

Mo Quit Drinking

Mo walks into a bar in Melbourne and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time." The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two freinds in Sri Lanka while I 'm in Melbourne.
When I left Sri Lanka, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. Mo became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.

He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. " Mo looked confused for a moment, then he laughs ....
"Oh, no," he, said,

"Everyone's fine - both my friends are alive" .

" The only thing is I just quit drinking!!!

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